Lighter Side

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March 31st, 2008

New Words, Old Words
Old words with new meanings...
From Joke a Day

    1. Coffee: (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.

    2. Flabbergasted: (adj.) appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

    3. Abdicate: (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

    4. Esplanade: (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.

    5. Willy-Nilly: (adj.) impotent.

    6. Negligent: (adj.) absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

    7. Lymph: (v.) to walk with a lisp.

    8. Gargoyle: (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash.

    9. Flatulence: (n.) emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

    10. Balderdash: (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.

    11. Testicle: (n.) a humorous question on an exam.

    12. Rectitude: (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

    13. Pokemon: (n.) a Rastafarian proctologist.

    14. Oyster: (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

    15. Frisbeetarianism: (n.) the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

    16. Circumvent: (n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.


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