#1 -- You can never tell which way the train went by
looking at the track.
#2 -- Logic is a systematic method of coming to the
wrong conclusion with confidence.
#3 -- Technology is dominated by those who manage what
they do not understand.
#4 -- If builders built buildings the way programmers
wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came
along would destroy civilization.
#5 -- All great discoveries are made by mistake.
#6 -- Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
#7 -- All's well that ends... period.
#8 -- A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and
hours are lost.
#9 -- The first myth of management is that it exists.
#10 -- A failure will not appear until a unit has passed
#11 -- New systems generate new problems.
#12 -- Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
#13 -- A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds
as 20 men working 20 years make.
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