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July 10th, 2006

Murphy's Technology Laws
From Joke of the Day

    #1 -- You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

    #2 -- Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

    #3 -- Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

    #4 -- If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

    #5 -- All great discoveries are made by mistake.

    #6 -- Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

    #7 -- All's well that ends... period.

    #8 -- A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and hours are lost.

    #9 -- The first myth of management is that it exists.

    #10 -- A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

    #11 -- New systems generate new problems.

    #12 -- Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

    #13 -- A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.


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