Lighter Side

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March 13th, 2006

Deep Observations on Life
From Joke a Day

    1) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." ~ Johnny Carson

    2) "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." ~ Paul Rodriguez

    3) "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law." ~ Jerry Seinfeld

    4) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?" ~ Warren Hutcherson

    5) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same." ~ Oscar Wilde

    6) "Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself." ~ Mark Twain

    7) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan." ~ A. Whitney Brown

    8) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" ~ Dave Barry

    9) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken. ~ Unknown, presumed deceased

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