Lighter Side

What is life if there is not laughter? Welcome to the lighter side of flyfishing! We welcome your stories here!
February 9th, 2003

Dang, It's Good to Be a Man!

  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

  • You can open all your own jars.

  • Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.

  • You can leave the motel bed unmade.

  • You can kill your own food.

  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

  • If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

  • If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

  • Everything on your face stays its original color.

  • You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

  • You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.

  • You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking: "He must be mad at me."

  • You don't mooch off other's desserts.

  • You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

  • You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

  • You don't have to shave below your neck.

  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

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