Once there was an old Cowboy, and he shared some insights on life.
We're going to take this opportuntity to share his wisdom with you.
A Cowboy's Guide to Life
Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm.
The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with
watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew;
your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now
and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier
than puttin' it back.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over
and put it back into your pocket.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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