Lighter Side

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November 11th, 2002

Loving Husband...
Sent in by Al Campbell

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk:

    MAN: "Hello"
    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes"
    WOMAN: "I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Can I buy it?"

    MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$60,000"
    MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! One more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $750,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer $740,000."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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