Johnny was daydreaming in class when the teacher called on him

“Johnny, if there are five birds on a wire and one gets shot how many are left?”

After thinking for a brief second Johnny responds “zero”

The teacher looks at him inquisitively and states. “Johnny, five minus one is four”

To which Johnny replies “yes but if you shoot one bird the other four would fly off so none would be left”

Teacher: “Well Johnny that’s not the answer I was looking for but I like the way you think”

Johnny: “well teacher you are always asking us questions can I can you one?”

Wondering where this was going the teacher reluctantly agrees.

So Johnny asks: “Three women are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is liking the ice cream, another is nibbling on the end, and finally the last one just shoves the whole thing in her mouth. Which one is married?”

Without giving it much thought the teacher responds. “Well I’d assume the one that just eats it whole”

Johnny smirks “No it’s the one with the ring on her finger, but I like the way you think!”