A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi,something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asked,"What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is going to poisonme."

The Rabbi, verysurprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"

The man then pleads,"I'm telling you, I'm certain she's going to poison me. What should Ido?"

The Rabbi then offers,"Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'lllet you know."

A week later the Rabbicalls the man and says, "I spoke to your wife on the phone for threehours. You want my advice?

The man said,"Yes" and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison.