There are very very few original thoughts or jokes. Back when I was going around doing training and presentations I saved the jokes that I could have told my mama. Then suddenly, it was not safe to tell a joke in most professional environments for fear of offending someone. On top of that having grown up on a farm, in small towns and working with men who call a spade a ******* shovel, some days I am about as smooth as a cockleburr. The first time I heard the joke about the truck crashing into the fire was Jerry Clower and the driver was Uncle Versie and it was a pickup.