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As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.

Yesterday, I had a problem, so I called Georgie, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like...

The Cow, the Ant and the Old F@rt


A cow, an ant and old f@rt are debating whom is greatest of the three of them.


The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day, that's why I'm the...

Why Teachers Drink...



The following questions were set in last year's GED examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)

(Who knew all of these subjects and answers at age...

That's not considered chumming the water I hope. :)

Not really a Funny



An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Brilliant!!

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years....

This listing on EBay has interesting views of a different style from AR Brown.
...

That is a thing of beauty and a joy to behold. Those pieces are a rare find and will make sitting at the tying table even more nostalgic.

"While debating the ethics of harvesting the plunder out of season"
There is a season on Mergansers?
When I was much younger, a buddy of mine shot one by mistake. Not wanting to waste wild game we...

Thanks, I needed that as well

During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way:

Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight...

Black Bra (as told by a woman)


I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our...

Very few people know about this amazing fact!

After digging to a depth of 10 feet last year outside Buffalo, New York,scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 150 years. They concluded...

And what ever became with the little alum. canoe that was painted like a bark canoe and had extra flotation on top of the sides.??

They are still around....

A guy is walking down the street and asks for a light from a man smoking a cigarette outside a bar. The man pulls from his pocket a very large Bic lighter and lights the cigarette. "Wow! where did...

One dark night outside a small town in Saskatchewan , a fire started inside the local sausage plant and in a blink it exploded into massive flames.

The alarm went out to all the fire departments...

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.

Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he...

I would really like to but I have a conflict with another fishing trip.
I have been going the last week of June for a few years to northern Quebec for Pike and Walleye with a friend and his family....

"Just retired so I will have some time"

What again? Is it going to last this time?

The Divorce

A man in Ireland calls his son in London a few days before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of...

(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this)

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her
kindergarden pupils put on his boots?

He asked for help and she could see why.
...

A presenter at our club has a good point about go to flies.

Rob runs a local shop and has a wealth of knowledge and I am sure his great sense of humour comes in handy when he is guiding or...

Congratulations Jack.

Have a Merry Christmas and all the best for 2019.

"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition...

Jack,
If I had only know I would have tried to be your first client.

You were a great help on the Ausable so I know they are in good hands.

Thank you so much, that is an incredible resource.

I can't even begin to imagine the time and effort that took to compile.