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    THINGS I LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTH A possum is...

    THINGS I LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTH
    A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
    There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
    There are 10,000 types of...
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    Not a problem with me.

    Not a problem with me.
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    As I learned, there is nothing line grand...

    As I learned, there is nothing line grand children. She is a sweetie, I hope she continues to progress.
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    I don't remember who or where I borrowed these,...

    I don't remember who or where I borrowed these, but they seem appropriate for this bulletin board.

    "Angling is extremely time consuming. That's sort of the whole point. " ~Thomas McGuane

    In...
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    Mark, Katy Mae is most likely the only grandchild...

    Mark, Katy Mae is most likely the only grandchild we will ever have born to our children. We have an 11 year old step granddaughter who is a real sweetheart but being the "step" grandparents we...
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    I worked in fire prevention, safety and security...

    I worked in fire prevention, safety and security for around 50 years, over half of that involving the hospitality industry, where you invite thousands of unknown strangers to sleepover. If people...
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    A lady was found guilty in traffic of an offense....

    A lady was found guilty in traffic of an offense. When ask her occupation, she replied she was an elementary school teacher.

    The judge rose from the bench and smiled, he said, "Madam, I have...
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    My wife crashed the car today. When the police...

    My wife crashed the car today. When the police arrived she told them the other guy was on his cell phone and drinking a beer at the time of the collision.

    The police officer told her the...
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    Mark, I remember taking physics in the second...

    Mark, I remember taking physics in the second half of the previous century. I remember the reflection of light being some that was a little confusing. Maybe, if they had explained it through the...
  10. Thread: Quimpy SBS

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    That should float down Niagara Falls, nice job.

    That should float down Niagara Falls, nice job.
  11. Thread: Reflection

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    There are few things in life as satisfying as...

    There are few things in life as satisfying as seeing your children grow into mature responsible adults who make a positive contribution to society. But, then I recently learned there are...
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    Like most people I know, I love catching fish on...

    Like most people I know, I love catching fish on dry flies and when bass fishing top water lures. Used in conjunction with an Adams look alike I have had as much or more success with a black ant...
  13. John, my Russian is a little weak (non-existent),...

    John, my Russian is a little weak (non-existent), is used Google translator.
  14. Not so sure about trout but southern bream would...

    Not so sure about trout but southern bream would love a bullet head soap locust. As always, nice job youngster.
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    Great story John. I know several years ago when...

    Great story John. I know several years ago when I was able to stop and fish with Jack Hise and Warren Patterson I caught the first live brook trout I had ever seen, I caught 5 I think. I'm not sure...
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    Hope you had a great day and many more and better...

    Hope you had a great day and many more and better will follow.
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    Prayers for Jack Hise

    I just learned via Facebook, Jack is home recovering from a stroke. He indicated he is still a little wobbly but thinks he will full recover. I think he would appreciate prayers from all of us. I...
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    Happy Birthday Spinner

    Hope you have had a great day and have a better year.
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    Happy Birthday Jerry

    I don't know which Jerry turned 79 today, but I hope he had as great day and will have a better year.15250
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    The Periodic Table - Bureaucracy Style ...

    The Periodic Table - Bureaucracy Style

    Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.

    The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one...
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    A Thankful Memorial Day

    I am very fortunate that although several friends and family members were wounded defending our freedom the only one to pay the ultimate sacrifice occurred before I was born. Claude Haven Denton, my...
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    Sorry to the loss to her family and close...

    Sorry to the loss to her family and close friends, I have to imagine her along side J.C., maybe help St. Peter with the open loop in his back cast. She is in a better place than the rest of us, look...
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    Two farmers were talking, and one told the other...

    Two farmers were talking, and one told the other that he was in the market for a new bull. It seems like the bull had lost his desire to "service" the farmer's cows. "I'm afraid I'm going to have to...
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    I dropped 50 lbs. doing Atkins a number of years...

    I dropped 50 lbs. doing Atkins a number of years back. It was strange going for a rack of dry rub pork ribs and a salad. Pork rinds, Slim Jim smoked sausage are a great snack.
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    Hoping and praying for the best results. We...

    Hoping and praying for the best results. We recently got a smaller taste of that with my wife in the CCU for most of a week, thankfully back at home and praying Deanne will be the same soon. No...
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