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    On this my 74th birthday I will share Senior...

    On this my 74th birthday I will share Senior Citizen Humor

    How to stop people from bugging you about getting married. Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and...
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    Thanks for the well wishes gentlemen. It has...

    Thanks for the well wishes gentlemen. It has been a full day from climbing on roof tops to prepare to submit coating proposal to rocking my 13 month old granddaughter to sleep. That was much more...
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    Jim, I remember back in the 1980's when I was...

    Jim, I remember back in the 1980's when I was bass fishing with spinning and casting tackle, Bill Norman came out with a plastic worm type lure name the Snatrix. It had a snake head molded shape and...
  4. Age: Just shy of 74 Trades: Mostly retired...

    Age: Just shy of 74

    Trades: Mostly retired (fire prevention, safety, security & environmental consultant for hotel management companies and insurance companies) Army National Guard OH-6A...
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    A guy is cook's attire goes into the emergency...

    A guy is cook's attire goes into the emergency room with his left hand wrapped in paper towels and napkins.

    The doctor unwraps the hand, looks at the hand and ask "What happened?"

    The cooks...
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    Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and Happy...

    Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and Happy Hanukkah to all!!!

    This is the first with many, we hope, more to come of special Christmases. Last year Katy was less than 2 weeks old, this year she is...
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    A woman, cranky because her husband was late...

    A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me" Then she hid under the bed to see...
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    I never got into the online chat thing, probably...

    I never got into the online chat thing, probably because I have spent too much time making a living with a keyboard. I would love an actual chat room where you can talk. But, that has never...
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    Happy Birthday, I hope it is a the best yet and...

    Happy Birthday, I hope it is a the best yet and many more and better will follow.
  10. Jim, Have you ever tried using a mono...

    Jim,

    Have you ever tried using a mono weedguard on the small jigs. I have a couple of packs of hooks on my desk in 1/80 oz. I think, of course if I don't get on the water they will rust where...
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    John, back in my working days I made a good many...

    John, back in my working days I made a good many training presentation, and back before you were sure to offend someone I like to have a few jokes to break the ice or make a point. I swapped...
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    Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol &...

    Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife, Toni. What I...
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    Our country has been able to withstand the enemy...

    Our country has been able to withstand the enemy without because of the bravery of those who stepped up when needed or called. Many of paid for the freedoms we enjoys, the defense of our freedoms...
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    Ditto to the above.

    Ditto to the above.
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    Happy Birthday Steve, hope it was a good day and...

    Happy Birthday Steve, hope it was a good day and you have a better year.
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    You sure they weren't talking about the...

    You sure they weren't talking about the government?
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    What qualifies a streamer as a member of the "Rat...

    What qualifies a streamer as a member of the "Rat Series", the grizzly hackle and squirrel tail wing or is there something else I missed.
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    God must love stupid people; He made so many. ...

    God must love stupid people; He made so many.

    Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

    Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
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    Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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  19. Growing up in the south, I expected all ponds to...

    Growing up in the south, I expected all ponds to have fish of some type in them, frequently on sunfish suitable for bait but fish. Then I made the acquaintance of a guy from Minnesota who told me...
  20. My first boat was a 12' jon boat that I...

    My first boat was a 12' jon boat that I cartopped. Weighed around 90 lbs. but wheels and ground sliding it overcomes the weight, of course was in my 20's. I am not a fan of traditional canoes,...
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    A man goes to the supermarket and notices an...

    A man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

    She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.

    So he says, "Do you know...
  22. Look at the Fish Cat LCS 4 float tube, I have had...

    Look at the Fish Cat LCS 4 float tube, I have had one for several years, you need waders and fins but very portable stable, the only down side if a thunderstorm comes up the fastest you can go is...
  23. I would be inclined to put it between my leader...

    I would be inclined to put it between my leader and tippet to not detract from the fly's appearance or action. A couple of feet of twisted tippet shouldn't be a big deal.
  24. Having an inflatable in a boat does not count if...

    Having an inflatable in a boat does not count if you are checked by the authorities, it must be worn, at least that the rule in GA. But, I wear mine when on the water.
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    Congratulations, the first 45 years are the...

    Congratulations, the first 45 years are the hardest I understand.
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