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    How many Swamp Witches does it take change a...

    How many Swamp Witches does it take change a light bulb?



    Into what?
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    When will Olathe allow Swamp Witches to get out...

    When will Olathe allow Swamp Witches to get out and take a turn on their brooms?
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    Swamp Witch Betty just let it slip that she has a...

    Swamp Witch Betty just let it slip that she has a new category of flies - smidge patterns. One of her Thursday night posse needs to get pictures.
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    A certain Swamp Witch is fed up with Winter and...

    A certain Swamp Witch is fed up with Winter and groundhogs' prognostications. She was recently seen huddled over her cauldron, er, vise and cackling...


    Hair of groundhog,
    Zonker strip,
    Bound...
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    Rumor has it that Swamp Witch Betty has acquired...

    Rumor has it that Swamp Witch Betty has acquired some fresh broomcorn. Expect trouble.
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    Is It true that that our favorite Swamp Witch Is...

    Is It true that that our favorite Swamp Witch Is in the Olympics?! Is she really on the curling team as one of the sweeps? Broom power in action. :)
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    Is there any truth to the rumor that Swamp Witch...

    Is there any truth to the rumor that Swamp Witch Betty was pulled over on the way home from the grocery store for being over the legal limit for Cheez-its?
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    Swamp Witch Betty, aren't you supposed to obey...

    Swamp Witch Betty, aren't you supposed to obey the traffic laws when you're fly your broom down the street? Do the cops just give you a ticket, or do they try to impound your ride? Do you have to...
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    Hey Swamp Witch Betty, why not post a picture of...

    Hey Swamp Witch Betty, why not post a picture of your fave broom all decked out for Christmas? :)

    (P.S. It's too darned cold for that toad nonsense, right now.)

    Regards,
    Ed, in human guise.
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    Poor Swamp Witch Betty just got a dose of Toad...

    Poor Swamp Witch Betty just got a dose of Toad Magic this afternoon. :)

    Regards,
    Ed
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    With all due respect, I seriously doubt that okra...

    With all due respect, I seriously doubt that okra is a gateway vegetable. Tomatoes? Yes. Cucumbers? Yes. Lettuce? Yes. Okra? Seldom.
    :)

    Regards,
    Ed
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    Harrumphhhhh...! Methinks a certain Swamp Witch...

    Harrumphhhhh...! Methinks a certain Swamp Witch sent the police on a wild okra chase...
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    Betty, Darlin', Swamp Witch, please try to avoid...

    Betty, Darlin', Swamp Witch, please try to avoid those tornado things. I worry about y'all. Keep Cary and Your Boyz safe, too. You know those spinny-windy-things would play heck with your broom.
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    That reminds me, I've got to weed the okra patch.

    That reminds me, I've got to weed the okra patch.
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    Speaking of... When you look at the two little,...

    Speaking of... When you look at the two little, green marks under her username, a message appears which says "Betty will be famous soon enough." I've got news for those two dots. Swamp Witch Betty...
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    There have been rumblings that a certain Swamp...

    There have been rumblings that a certain Swamp Witch has been riling up her boys...
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    Which is worse, slipping a message in here or...

    Which is worse, slipping a message in here or slipped witchied-up apples to people when they are looking? How's that broom holding up? Have you had to get it restrung. again.

    Regards,
    Ed, a...
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    I went by the grocery last night. They had okra...

    I went by the grocery last night. They had okra pickles in Mild, Hot, and Swamp Witch !

    Regards,
    Ed
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    Uncle Jesse, Please feel free to post the full...

    Uncle Jesse,
    Please feel free to post the full recipe. I wonder if a batch would be in good condition if I express mailed to our fave Swamp Witch...

    Regards,
    Ed
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    How MANY Sisters does Swamp Witch Betty have?!!! ...

    How MANY Sisters does Swamp Witch Betty have?!!! Are they ALL of the same ilk?

    Nervously,
    Ed
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    Swamp Witch Betty has a Sister?!!! Yikes!!!

    Swamp Witch Betty has a Sister?!!! Yikes!!!
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    Hey there Witchy-poo, are you going out with Your...

    Hey there Witchy-poo, are you going out with Your Boys in pursuit of the wily bluegill this evening? We need pictures if you are to avoid a posted parcel of okra later this summer.
    <evil grin>
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    Nashville hosts at least two marathons. The...

    Nashville hosts at least two marathons. The Music City Marathon may be the best known. The Harpeth Hills Marathon is considered to be one of the most elite in the country. It is run in the Warner...
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    Five minutes of your life you won't get back... ...

    Five minutes of your life you won't get back...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mag0DtTFOo

    British Besom Broom-making competition. Very basic, no titanium broom-bling, no broom compass.

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    OK. Betty & Co. didn't get to go fishing. It...

    OK. Betty & Co. didn't get to go fishing. It was something about the bluegill population being dispersed because of the rain. I hope for a full report when our fave Swamp Witch manages to get out...
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