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    Refresher course on Laws they don't teach in...

    Refresher course on Laws they don't teach in Physics class . . .

    Law of Mechanical Repair- After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

    Law of Gravity - Any tool,...
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    I enlarged the font because I figured only old...

    I enlarged the font because I figured only old guys like me would understand the following.

    Lost Words from our Childhood

    Mergatroyd! Do you remember that word? Would you believe the...
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    It's 20 mph considered a gentle breeze in Iowa? ...

    It's 20 mph considered a gentle breeze in Iowa? Congrats on the catches between getting roped into going back to work and my granddaughter fishing has become something I used to do. But, the...
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    I just remembered there are insert that attached...

    I just remembered there are insert that attached to inside of non-prescription glasses that make your sunglasses into bifocals.
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    Consider yourself blessed you only need help...

    Consider yourself blessed you only need help seeing when you are doing tiny work like tying on flies. I have had a pair of glasses sitting on my nose for about 55 years now, and I consider myself...
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    My Daddy Sleeps Naked “Late again!” the...

    My Daddy Sleeps Naked

    “Late again!” the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Ranger.

    “It ain’t my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this ‘un on my Daddy.

    The reason I’m...
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    Hobby Lobby has such a wide variety of materials...

    Hobby Lobby has such a wide variety of materials I have thought for a long time they should focus on their fly tying customers a little more. At times you can find some interesting pheasant tails,...
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    A man goes to the supermarket and notices an...

    A man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

    She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.

    So he says, "Do you know...
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    Happy Birthday Joe, I hope it's been a good one.

    Happy Birthday Joe, I hope it's been a good one.
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    Scott, bream as we call them down South are the...

    Scott, bream as we call them down South are the teenage boys of the fish world. They see something in the water and think "I can get that in my mouth." My problem is getting out on the water.
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    The Art Of Conversing With Spouse With a...

    The Art Of Conversing With Spouse


    With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

    "No" said her husband.

    She gave him a sexy...
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    Jim, You might want to contact this group not too...

    Jim, You might want to contact this group not too far from you up in the Villages: https://www.facebook.com/TriCountyFlyFishers/ One of my very best friends since the 6th grade told me about it, he...
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    That is a lot of fibers packed on to a small...

    That is a lot of fibers packed on to a small hook. Nice job as always.
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    Alee, you know you have to go to NW Arkansas or...

    Alee, you know you have to go to NW Arkansas or beyond to find a fish that will refuse a fly because it's larger than a size 12. Bass, bream, crappie (sac a lait to you) are not picky about size. ...
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    If you go a little further south you will find...

    If you go a little further south you will find those referred to as grinnell in Mississippi and Choupique (sounds like sho peck) in Louisiana. The right people can probably give you a recipe, I...
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    This may help a little or just confuse you. ...

    This may help a little or just confuse you.

    The Locktite is cyanoacrylate adhesive

    What ingredient is in super glue? The main ingredient in cyanoacrylate glue is cyanoacrylate, which is an...
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    Journeys of an angler

    I borrowed this from Facebook, I just want to get out on the water.

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    A man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza......

    A man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza...
    CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?
    GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.
    CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
    GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza...
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    That's a nice looking shellcracker. I have...

    That's a nice looking shellcracker.

    I have heard that having a heat illness diminished you future ability to tolerant heat. I know years ago (1986) I changed jobs and went from doing fire...
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    I recently spent $16,500 on this registered Black...

    I recently spent $16,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.

    I was beginning to think I had paid more for that...
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    60th High School Reunion, He was a widower and...

    60th High School Reunion, He was a widower and she a widow.

    They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without...
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    I remember a gentleman sharing a couple of flies...

    I remember a gentleman sharing a couple of flies like the first one in red at Ft. Apache Reservation several years ago that the Apache trout really liked.
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    Those are some nice trout and beautiful...

    Those are some nice trout and beautiful background mural behind ya'll.
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    I have wanted to go fishing for smallmouth in...

    I have wanted to go fishing for smallmouth in Maine for years, it's one of a hand full of states I have not made it to. Hope you have a great trip.
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    If I had a dollar for every girl that found me...

    If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
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