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    The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns...

    The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it.

    Then one nun took the glass...
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    This is more of a humorous story than a joke, but...

    This is more of a humorous story than a joke, but it seem appropriate for these times when everyone is tell everyone else what they need to do.


    There was an old man, a boy and a donkey. They...
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    Happy Birthday Steve! Hope you have a great day...

    Happy Birthday Steve! Hope you have a great day and many more and better follow!http://www.flyanglersonline.com/bb/attachment.php?attachmentid=15927&stc=1
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    HOLLYWOOD SQUARES These great questions and...

    HOLLYWOOD SQUARES

    These great questions and answers are from the days when 'Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted.

    Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding...
  5. Good job with the tie and the photograph.

    Good job with the tie and the photograph.
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    The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The...

    The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

    Maria: "Well,...
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    I will confess the grammatical errors were the...

    I will confess the grammatical errors were the result of poor proof reading, or none at all and the mysteries of computer software that do not allow maintaining formats when copying and pasting.
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    My entire professional career I worked in fire...

    My entire professional career I worked in fire prevention, safety and security. I supervised a good many hotels for Holiday Inn and Starwood hotels for those purposes for several years,...
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    A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown...

    A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.

    The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's...
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    I feel compelled to reveal this was an original...

    I feel compelled to reveal this was an original thought of another FAOL member who apparently was bit modest about posting it himself.

    Do you know what another name for nymphomaniac is .. Wet fly...
  11. You can probably extend the battery's power with...

    You can probably extend the battery's power with a solar charger in the boat. I haven't research how much you can gain, but they start in the mid $20 range.
  12. I'm with the wife on buying American, I think...

    I'm with the wife on buying American, I think MotorGuides are made in Oklahoma now, they started in Starkville, MS a spin off of the Herschede Hall Clock Company. They were one of my clients where I...
  13. Okay, maybe I'm slow but why add 20" to the...

    Okay, maybe I'm slow but why add 20" to the trolling motor shaft above the bow? The answer to your question about customizing, is it definitely depends. It can be done but you are going to have to...
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    Absolutely, still the best spot on the globe to...

    Absolutely, still the best spot on the globe to live, praying we can keep it that way.
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    That's a very good little poem, lot of truth...

    That's a very good little poem, lot of truth there.
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    I would guess you have been quite busy with three...

    I would guess you have been quite busy with three kids, I gained one grandchild and she keeps me pretty busy. And she lives 12 miles away. Congratulations on a beautiful family. It is good to see...
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    My wife, Judy, had been after me for several...

    My wife, Judy, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Judy was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another...
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    Sometimes, we need to try and not be so obvious...

    Sometimes, we need to try and not be so obvious as to our mischief.
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    I appreciate the information, never night fished...

    I appreciate the information, never night fished much, main thing I remember was bass fishing on a private lake during a full moon and a cottonmouth that wanted to visit us. The only place I ever...
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    Thanks Scott, I don't recall ever seeing a white...

    Thanks Scott, I don't recall ever seeing a white insect, but I am a youngster of only 75.
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    Excuse my ignorance, but what is a coffin fly...

    Excuse my ignorance, but what is a coffin fly imitating?
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    HERE ARE THE REAL LAWS OF NATURE .........TRUE...

    HERE ARE THE REAL LAWS OF NATURE

    .........TRUE AND TO THE POINT.

    1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee....
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    Having been involved in the hotel industry for a...

    Having been involved in the hotel industry for a good part of my life I can understand this.
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    I like the spent wing design, but does the wings...

    I like the spent wing design, but does the wings cause it to twist and flutter on a cast?
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    Earlier this evening I sat for a few minutes...

    Earlier this evening I sat for a few minutes listening to my uninformed neighbor shoot fire works and thought about the reason for Memorial Day. It occurred to me, I did not know who the first...
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